🚀 Day One Support for Punchlines on the Patio

We’re starting from zero — no investors, no sponsors, just jokes, hustle, and a dream (plus a patio and a few folding chairs).

If you're reading this, you’re officially early — and we need your help to get this thing off the ground.

🎁 The Day One Bundle

$30 = 1 Shirt + 1 Sticker + Eternal Bragging Rights

  • Unisex T-Shirt – Soft, stylish, and surprisingly well-fitting.

  • Vinyl Sticker – Slap it somewhere and spark a convo.

  • Supporter Status – You’ll be forever part of our Day One Crew.

🛠️ Your support helps us:

  • Buy real gear (mics, lights, cables, the stuff that makes the funny sound good)

  • Rent patio space and handle permits

  • Pay comedians something — because "paid in vibes" doesn’t work forever

👕 Shirt Info

Sizes: S, M, L, XL (Larger size's available, just ask for price difference!)
Colors: Maroon, Charcoal, Sand/Tan, Chocolate

We’ll do our best to get you your preferred color, but inventory may vary — first come, first dripped.

📦 Shipping & Tracking

All orders ship with tracking included, so you’ll know exactly when to check your mailbox like it’s Christmas morning.

💸 How to Support

  1. Send $30 to Cash App → $stfuxjas

  2. Fill out the form below with:

    • Your shirt size

    • Your color choice

    • Your shipping address

    • And any special notes

✅ Once you submit the form, you’re locked in. We’ll confirm your order and email tracking when it ships.

💬 Can’t Chip In Right Now?

No worries — support isn’t just cash.
Follow us, share the page, tag a funny friend, or just show up and laugh.
You're part of this no matter what.

👇 Fill out the form below to complete your Day One Bundle order.