Cancel your scrolling plans and forget that “maybe next weekend” mindset — because tonight, Houston is lit with stand-up comedy that’s way too good to sleep on.

Whether you’re into polished pros or wild open-mic chaos, Houston’s comedy club scene has a little something for everyone — especially if your idea of a good time is laughing so hard your drink ends up in your lap.

If you’ve been meaning to “get out more” or “see live comedy” or “touch grass,” congrats — this is your sign. Houston’s comedy scene is dropping bangers all summer, and some of these shows are one-night-only, blink-and-you-miss-it type deals.

You know that feeling when you're chilling on a patio, drink in hand, and someone says something so funny the whole table loses it? We took that vibe and turned it into a full-on monthly comedy show. Welcome to Punchlines On The Patio — Houston’s favorite new reason to step outside.

Welcome to Punchlines on the Patio — the new home for Houston comedy, built for the real ones.