Laugh Loud. Wear Louder.
Rep the show, the energy, and the chaos with exclusive Punchlines on the Patio gear.
Bring the laughs with you wherever you go. This classic unisex tee features the official Punchlines on the Patio logo — a mic, a smirk, and a whole lotta Houston comedy pride. Whether you're a comic, a crowd favorite, or just here for the patio vibes, this shirt does the talking before you even hit the punchline.
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👕 Soft, breathable 100% cotton (pre-shrunk for a consistent fit)
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📏 Unisex cut — fits true to size for all body types
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🎤 Features our exclusive logo with mic + smiley umbrella combo
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🧼 Machine-washable and stand-up-comedy durable
Wear it to the next show, wear it on stage, or wear it ironically at brunch. Just wear it.
“I used to think if I bought the right coat, I’d be the guy in the coat. Like, ‘Oh yeah, that’s writer guy. You can tell by the coat.’ And then I’d get the coat, and I’d still be me—just a little warmer and more broke.”
— Pete Holmes